breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

iceheavy-branches:

I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

impmon:

current mood: horny probably

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)

slomps:

Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet

,,

There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window.

Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World” (via beba-s)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)